We have all been misled. For years the rumor has been circulating that Bruce Wayne is Batman. But here at Cory Parris Photography, Inc., we take reporting very seriously and have delved into this question of Batman's secret identity for years. We now have definitive photographic evidence that Adam is actually Batman! We found this secret evidence as I was using my secret identity as a Seattle wedding photographer in an undercover sting operation. Adam just couldn't contain his secret from his soon to be bride, Lindsay, any longer!